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Percy Fondentshaw just wanted to share his latest bonbon creations. One errant email, however, landed a notorious cartel boss, Carlos "The Cream" Rodríguez, right into his quiet Sweetville shop, "Percy's Perfect Pastries." Now, Percy's artisanal confections are being mistaken for coded messages, and his high school employees are accidentally stumbling upon situations far more complex than a forgotten till receipt.…

Eleven-year-old Bella has planned her sister Lily's wedding down to the last, perfect detail, hoping to prove she’s finally responsible. But when the Almighty himself crashes the ceremony, swiftly followed by the Queen of Hell, Bella’s meticulously crafted day descends into a divine-demonic free-for-all. Forget confetti, this wedding promises fire and brimstone.

As cherubs mistake the cake for clouds and minor demons ignite the floral arrangements, Bella juggles a flustered officiant, a chaos-obsessed best friend, and parents who seem oblivious to the cosmic brawl. Yet, the real trouble might be closer than she thinks, as the wedding planner, Ms. Grimshaw, seems less interested in matrimonial bliss and more in total pandemonium.…

Just when they thought a Hawaiian holiday couldn't get any worse, a Mediterranean superyacht casino beckoned, promising even more chaos. This time, the mission was to bankrupt a criminal empire bankrolling a truly despicable senator. Infiltrating as a sickeningly sweet newlywed couple, with two oversized St. Bernards for backup, they prepared to gamble their way to victory.

But when winning millions at the poker and roulette tables draws unwanted attention, their luck runs out. Dragged below deck for a less-than-polite interrogation, their winning streak quickly devolves into a desperate fight for survival. Collecting their winnings and disabling communications becomes a frantic race against time, with the odds stacked against them.…

David is sent to the Deep South United States to investigate another Mr Bleach Sleeper "Mr. Biggles", an agent of Mr Bleach and an underworld leader who is suspected of selling Aztec and Spanish bullion coins to finance spy operations.

Another week, another high-stakes dinner with a dubious senator and a very expensive trap. When Senator Mungo Davidson invites you to join his orbital project, ‘Caliber’, your digital intuition – and ingrained paranoia – screams something’s amiss. This isn't just a new job; it's a shiny, sophisticated lure, and you’re about to discover the bait.

Embedded deep within ‘Caliber’s’ state-of-the-art systems, you and Betsy quickly unearth its true, terrifying purpose. Far from a defensive shield, this colossal platform is poised to obliterate Washington D.C., a chilling plot orchestrated by a man with ties to the notorious Bleach Empire. The stakes have just soared beyond anything you could have imagined.…

When Homeland Security calls, David Vincent Gillespie, a man grappling with a merged consciousness and astonishing new abilities, finds himself in the crosshairs of a brutal diamond smuggling ring. His mission: infiltrate their operation, uncover the masterminds, and survive the Wiltshire Mob, a notoriously savage American outfit. London’s underworld awaits, a labyrinth of questionable characters and even more questionable ethics.…

A holiday in Miami Beach quickly turns into a nightmare when David Vincent Gillespie, still wrestling with his neural implant, stumbles upon a conspiracy that could bring the Western world to its knees. What starts as a simple surveillance job on a shady crypto dealer soon spirals into an international hunt for answers, forcing David to confront a new kind of enemy.

Abducted and thrust into a high-stakes game of cat and mouse, David finds himself trapped in a web of deceit, involving Russian syndicates and a plot far more sinister than he could have imagined. From tense golf courses in Washington to clandestine data centres in Switzerland, every step brings him closer to a catastrophic plan known only as "Operation Cave In."…

The world's data isn't just being hacked; it's dissolving, turning critical infrastructure into digital dust. David Vincent Gillespie, host to a digital companion and father to two super-powered children, finds himself at the epicentre of a global collapse. Air traffic control goes dark, hospital systems flatline, and reality itself seems to unravel.

The trail leads to a remote Scottish Highlands facility and Dr. Alistair Finch, a brilliant but awkward scientist convinced of a 'quantum entanglement cascade'. This isn't just data corruption; it's a super-powered butterfly effect threatening to erase the very fabric of information. Finch believes only a mind like David's can stop it.…

Bewilderingham’s resident ghost broker, Graham Gloomfield, thought success meant smooth spectral sailing. Instead, his office is a bureaucratic nightmare, the town council demands 'standardised rehoming protocols,' and a series of outrageously elaborate pranks are turning the annual Summer Fête into a supernatural shambles. From projectile coconut shies to operatic banshees, Bewilderingham is on the brink of becoming a hilariously haunted circus.…

Graham Gloomfield’s spectral consulting business, Post-A-Ghost Incorporated, is howling mad. A librarian’s cat has gone from purring over pamphlets to leaving paw-print-shaped holes in the non-fiction section, and that’s just the start. Bewilderingham’s chaotic spectral ecosystem is spiralling into a comedic catastrophe, and Graham suspects something far more ancient than a disgruntled feline.…