What am I doing with my life? I ask myself this question, and I have no answer.

This book represents the final chapter in a long creative period. It tells the story of my creative journey, and the end of that journey, using ranch salad dressing and Soviet submarines as metaphors. This story is practically autobiographical, especially the part with the crazed cultists riding on ostriches.

My favorite part, though, is the giant wall of Kirk Cameron movie references which the reader will encounter towards the end of the book.
What am I doing with my life?

I don't know. Was it worth it? I don't know! If one person reads one of my stories and enjoys it, I will be satisfied.