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    Ode to Christmas
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    DJ Robbins

    April 7, 2026

    Ode to Christmas

    Ode to Christmas

    Drape the garland around the Douglas Fir.

    Green, red, blue, silver, and gold

    Bulbs you can see yourself in

    Snowcapped rooftops glisten with blue, white snow.

    Bing on the record player,

    wishing to go back to Christmases gone by.

    Vampires and Mark Twain
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    DJ Robbins

    April 7, 2026

    Vampires and Mark Twain

    Vampires and Mark Twain

    My skull, a volcano

    My hair, lava, because it flowed down my back

    ACDC logo humped my black t-shirt

    Sunshine, that asshole, burst through the window.s

    My secluded corner saved me from the ravages

    Of cancer-inducing rays of deceptive sunshine

    Three books in hand

    A vampire novel,

    A teen horror thriller

    And something by Twain

    Doesn’t matter what book it was

    Twain wrote it; it’s a classic.

    I debate whether or not to buy all three

    Mom: An Acronym
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    DJ Robbins

    March 6, 2026

    Mom: An Acronym

    Mom: An Acronym

    Matronly
    Objective
    Talented
    Hopeful
    Energetic
    Radiant

    Toe head
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    DJ Robbins

    March 6, 2026

    Toe head

    Toe head

    The toehead boy cries
    Panting collie finds broken glasses
    mama goin be mad
    wet nose
    Slobbery kisses comfort
    Mama appears in the doorway

    sees boy
    sees broken glasses
    Mama scolds the boy
    Boy cries
    Mama hugs the boy
    Boy smiles
    Mama’s hug heals
    Dog pants

    Ode to Christmas
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    DJ Robbins

    March 5, 2026

    Ode to Christmas

    Ode to Christmas

    Tinsel on a grand Douglas Fir
    I can see myself in these bulbs of blue, green, and red,
    Jesus Christ,
    Our savior was born on this day
    Presents piled high, they’re nice, I guess
    Couples kissing under mistletoe,
    Let’s not forget the meaning of the season.