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DJ Robbins
April 7, 2026
Ode to Christmas
Ode to Christmas
Drape the garland around the Douglas Fir.
Green, red, blue, silver, and gold
Bulbs you can see yourself in
Snowcapped rooftops glisten with blue, white snow.
Bing on the record player,
wishing to go back to Christmases gone by.
DJ Robbins
April 7, 2026
Vampires and Mark Twain
Vampires and Mark Twain
My skull, a volcano
My hair, lava, because it flowed down my back
ACDC logo humped my black t-shirt
Sunshine, that asshole, burst through the window.s
My secluded corner saved me from the ravages
Of cancer-inducing rays of deceptive sunshine
Three books in hand
A vampire novel,
A teen horror thriller
And something by Twain
Doesn’t matter what book it was
Twain wrote it; it’s a classic.
I debate whether or not to buy all three
DJ Robbins
March 6, 2026
Mom: An Acronym
Mom: An Acronym
Matronly
Objective
Talented
Hopeful
Energetic
Radiant
DJ Robbins
March 6, 2026
Toe head
Toe head
The toehead boy cries
Panting collie finds broken glasses
mama goin be mad
wet nose
Slobbery kisses comfort
Mama appears in the doorway
sees boy
sees broken glasses
Mama scolds the boy
Boy cries
Mama hugs the boy
Boy smiles
Mama’s hug heals
Dog pants
DJ Robbins
March 5, 2026
Ode to Christmas
Ode to Christmas
Tinsel on a grand Douglas Fir
I can see myself in these bulbs of blue, green, and red,
Jesus Christ,
Our savior was born on this day
Presents piled high, they’re nice, I guess
Couples kissing under mistletoe,
Let’s not forget the meaning of the season.