Red train roll rich hyperbolic thunder
Her resplendence bursting all asunder
Potenza swell unforgiving diva
An eruption floods patriarkhia

Artistry wistful rises arcs ebbs flows
Weaving weary woebegone whimsy shows
Sharp scholar plumbs a foliage of realms
A month of Sundays a ballast, it helms

Infusing me at once with calm and fight
From making love to common measured fright
Freya me fait fondre crying near far
Oh soma oh sanctum oh my bazaar!

1. I have yacht dreams and penny pockets.
2. Of course, I will vote for you in office. As an escort, you’re exactly who I’d hire.
3. Femelkind made the world what it is today and some men helped along the way.
4. Persin 1 / We need to know, before we allow you to vote, that you are not seeing pink elephants flying around? Persin 2 / No, I’m not seeing pink elephants. But, I am seeing my dead cat talk to me.
5. A man with a beard communicates, “No nookie for me, thank you.” A clean shaven man exclaims, “I shaved, I nooked all night.”

Lead them, shi did. Queen Isabel I of Castile and León was one of the world’s progenitors of Democracy, sowing some of its seeds in the 15th century, in what is now named Spain. Without her, Spain and America (as we know them) would not exist.

• Reduced noble control, centralized government

• Established direct line to citizens (like Emperor Zeitan in 7th century China)

• Reformed law enforcement

• Transformed the legal system from military and aristocracy into judges and courts

• Started schools, eliminated debt, lowered crime, patronized the Arts

• Started Spain’s first de facto military hospitals (even visited soldiers in camps for moral support)

• Led the world toward the abolition of slavery

I hereby decree that day shall now be named Isabel Day!