Brandon Bonds
How to Be a Functional Adult
School taught you the mitochondria. Nobody taught you how to read a lease.
You graduated knowing the Pythagorean theorem. Nobody told you what an APR was before you signed up for the credit card. Nobody walked you through what to say when the landlord tries you on the deposit. Nobody explained taxes, jump-starting a car, or how to apologize without making it worse.
So you've been winging it. Googling stuff at 11pm. Smiling and nodding when somebody mentioned a 401(k) match like you hadn't been leaving free money on the table for two years.
This book is for you.
Brandon Bonds
Room 5 After School: The Word That Went Home
When the kids go home… class is just getting started.
Every night when the lights click off in Room 5, the school supplies wake up. Pen, Pencil, Chunk the eraser, and Glue call themselves the Night Shift — and tonight they have a big problem. Pencil got swept into a backpack by mistake and went home with a student. The only clue is a single word left behind on a desk. To save their friend, the Night Shift has to do something they have never done before: learn to read.
Sound it. Tap it. Write it. Read it. Children tap along with the crew as they sound out their very first word, discovering that making mistakes is exactly how learning to read works. Just ask Pencil — being erasable means you always get to try again.…
Brandon Bonds
F Asthma
In F Asthma, Brandon “Tito” Bonds combines real-world experience, practical strategies, and straight-talking explanations to help you finally understand asthma and take control of your health. From wheezing kid to playing semi-pro football in L.A., Tito has lived this — and he breaks down the complex stuff into information you can actually use.
Inside, you’ll discover:
• What asthma actually is — and why the simple version you’ve been told is misleading
• The obvious, hidden, and overlooked triggers wrecking your day-to-day
• How rescue and maintenance medications really work — biologics included
• Breathing techniques that genuinely help during flare-ups
• The stress–asthma connection almost nobody explains…
Brandon Bonds
F Diabetes
Inside, you’ll learn how to:
• Understand what diabetes actually is — and what it’s doing in your body
• Get your daily blood sugar control down to the basics that matter
• Eat well without the overwhelm, guilt, or complicated meal math
• Move in ways that actually help — no gym membership required
• Spot the everyday mistakes that quietly make things worse
• Recognize emergencies and act fast when it counts
• Build a routine that survives real life, not just perfect days
• Win the mental battle — the part nobody warns you about
Plus a 30-Day Kickstart, a Quick Action Plan, and a Simple Grocery Guide to turn everything you learn into everyday habits.…