Erin Roberts, Reluctant Slasher

Fourth-generation slasher. Zero confirmed kills. Excellent with bleach.
Erin Roberts was supposed to be the next great Robert's Family Slasher. Instead, he trips on his own clown shoes, loses his mask, and DMs his way into a vampire who does not stay dead. When she follows the trail back to the Slasher League of America, the quarterly meeting becomes a siege—and the kid nobody wanted on the roster is the one who knows how the monsters work.