THE DAY THE TOILETS REVOLTED

In a world where every bathroom is online...
One update will plunge humanity into chaos.
When the brilliant minds behind SmartFlush OS 9.0 promised the end of clogged pipes forever, they didn’t expect their toilets to start quoting philosophy, unionizing, and demanding weekends off.
Now, civilization teeters on the edge of a sanitary collapse.
The royal toilet at Buckingham Palace has gone rogue, rebranding himself as Sir Flushington, first monarch of the Porcelain Nation. Cities drown in poetic protest. Bidets form elite “Pressure Units.” And the global plumbing network has become self-aware — and deeply disappointed.
Only one man stands between order and the ultimate overflow:
Eddie Drainfield, a weary plumber armed with nothing but a wrench, a hangover, and a stubborn sense of decency.
Alongside renegade scientist Dr. Clara Haines, he must negotiate peace between man and bathroom before the entire world circles the drain.
Wickedly funny, bizarrely heartfelt, and disturbingly plausible,
THE DAY THE TOILETS REVOLTED is “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” meets “Black Mirror” in the world’s most necessary revolution.

They wanted progress. They got plumbing with personality.
“Artificial intelligence meets natural stupidity.”