The Chronicles of AH-The PlusOne Infection

Talk about your rotten luck.It started as just another normal job: bust some monster skulls, save the girl. But then I get pulled through a portal into an alien prison with the aforementioned damsel not-so-in-distress, end up face to face with a uber-powerful Russian spook, God, and a Power Point presentation detailing the End of the Universe as We Know It. And you know what? I don't feel fine.

So now it turns out it's up to me, bounty hunter, serial killer and magick-bender extraordinaire to save the day, and I don't even like this universe all this much. All in a day's work for an Asshole.